So, you want to sell your soul to those modern day Lords of the Abyss, consumerism and capitalism? This new company, WWYS, wants to buy it! Soul extraction is painless and worry-free. You need never remember your previous soulful existence, and look forward to a "life" of money and security.
I haven't sold my soul yet but I got a quote. I could sell my soul for £16,940.00. I wonder how much is yours worth?