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This just in..... Canada to ban Dwarf Tossing!

There is a $5,000 fine and 6 months in jail if you are caught. What can the Canadian government be thinking? This new law can only send such a popular sport like this underground. Think of it... no healthcare or insurance. What if someone strains a shoulder or a wrist when tossing.

In a statement, the Governor of Ontario said he was satisfied "the ban on dwarf-tossing was not abusive but necessary in order to protect public order, including considerations of human dignity." But this reporter feels that we will see a flood of tossers hitting the dole queues soon and the fabric of the nation of Canada will start falling apart at the seams.

The Dwarves involved have stated that they are not worried about the ban. Expect to see "Snow White" a lot during up-coming panto season.