DO NOT ATTEND THIS CONCERT, STOP LISTENING TO BAD MUSIC, TURN OFF YOUR RADIO AND TELEVISION!!! One soapbox, one megaphone, one hardhat and this is what you get. Highly amusing. Right, I'm off to listen to some Metallica.
Zoom! This messes with my head and it really is fab! Zoom in... zoom out... zoom in...
OPINIONS PLEASE: Are links that automatically open in new windows a bad thing?
NEWS JUST IN: I just settled down to eat a couple of lovely lamb chops. It was about 3 minutes before I realised I had two forks. How we laughed!