Green Crisps

I got an email with stuff on it that made me chuckle. I'm sure we've all had them in our in-box before but I thought I would share it with you.

:: Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
:: At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
:: One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
:: You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
:: Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
:: Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
:: Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
:: You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
:: Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
:: You never know where to look when eating a banana.
:: Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
:: Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
:: Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
:: You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
:: Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
:: The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
:: The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
:: Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
:: Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
:: Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
:: Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
:: Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
:: You never ever run out of salt.
:: Old ladies can eat more than you think.
:: You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
:: There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
:: No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
:: Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
:: The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
:: People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
:: You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
:: Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
:: Bricks are horrible to carry.
:: In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
:: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.