Lurgee Alert!

Okay, it's official, I have a cold! I also have an stupid cough too. Not irritating, not chesty, not even tickly... it's STUPID. It makes me sound like a badger being strangled and I don't even know what noise badgers make! I fully blame everyone at the Reading Festival for this turn of events. I hope you're pleased with yourselves! I'm off to bed. Feel free to add messages of sympathy to the comments on this post to help me get better quicker.